This is Carla Poplawski. She’s a wannabe criminal psycho cow cheating my me behind my back, committing crimes in secret, and covering it all up with her lies. Beware of this girl, she looks all innocent and sweet but she’s actually a pathological lying trash bag. The garbage man should take her with the trash. I’ll get to the bottom of her lies and secrets yet, don’t worry about that. Her day of reckoning is coming. I’ll also find out who she’s been cheating with. Hear that Alex? Yeah.