Mechele Esselmont — Bimbo floozy. Biggest bimbo floozy in Calgary. Dated this Asian lard box Matt Lem but tried to hide it cause he was embarrassing and gross AF. But he simped hard for her and she loved it. Flirts with literally everyguy trying to get them to fall for her and give her free stuff. Has peanuts from brains and only thing she can do in life is be a dittzy server. She’s almost 29 now and getting chubby. She used to be anorexic. Times running out! Ps. She loves eating your the cutter! I’d know, kicked here out second I came! Looks are fading!